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Apr. 23rd, 2003 @ 02:39 am If Muffin had an advertising campaign...
His slogans would include:
Muffin Comes to Those Who Wait.
Come Fly The Friendly Muffin.
What's In Your Muffin?
Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Muffin.
Good Honest Muffin Since 1896.
Kids will do anything for Muffin.
Yo Quiero Muffin.

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From:bakasan
Date:April 23rd, 2003 12:37 am (UTC)
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Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Bakasan
Sometimes you feel like a Bakasan, sometimes you don't
There's only one Bakasan
Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Bakasan.
Top Breeders Recommend Bakasan.
You've Got Questions. We've Got Bakasan.
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From:frstjade
Date:April 23rd, 2003 08:41 am (UTC)

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Top Breeders Recommend Bakasan.
for what... breeding?! o_O
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From:bakasan
Date:April 23rd, 2003 10:49 am (UTC)
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Yo Quiero Bakasan!
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From:drfell
Date:April 23rd, 2003 05:34 am (UTC)
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The first four or five that showed up when I tried that came out sounding rather... dirty. Heh.
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From:poeticruse
Date:April 23rd, 2003 06:11 am (UTC)
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They sound even dirtier when generated with words denoting human sexual anatomy instead of names.

I leave this as an exercise for the reader.
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From:drfell
Date:April 23rd, 2003 06:31 am (UTC)
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Well, yes. I will take your word for this. I think I should just start signing everything with the less-obscene sounding slogans.

Got Mills?
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From:bogosort
Date:April 23rd, 2003 08:00 am (UTC)
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But the obscene ones are so much more exciting! And I'm sure that people would never look at you funny if you signed all messages with such a message. ;)
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From:drfell
Date:April 23rd, 2003 08:15 am (UTC)

Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Mills.

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I was thinking maybe I'd just take the first one it came up with, but after a few in a row I think I'd rather not be associated with, I decided perhaps that's not such a great idea.

Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Mills.

I think it's time to stop...
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From:drfell
Date:April 23rd, 2003 08:27 am (UTC)
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It's funny... most of them sound like bad pick up lines...

I'm not even sure where some of the original slogans come from... like this one (the next one I hit when typing this): Make Someone Happy with a Mills.
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From:poeticruse
Date:April 23rd, 2003 10:09 am (UTC)
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Don Stays Sharp 'Til the Bottom of the Glass
There's Only One Don
Don Just Feels Right
It's Different In a Don.
Race for the Don.
Nothing Sucks Like a Don.

I need a witty, simple, pseudonym. Cain doesn't do it, and BulletSponge really only had that Counterstrike-esque ring. PoeticRuse is my new username everywhere, anyone think that suits well enough?

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From:drfell
Date:April 23rd, 2003 02:15 pm (UTC)
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I spent a lot of time being killed by someone named BulletSponge in CS. I'm sure there were many, but still. I wouldn't be surprised if you'd been the death of me more than once.
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From:poeticruse
Date:April 23rd, 2003 02:54 pm (UTC)

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If it was on the Them server, it was me. And as I recall, I spent a lot of time killing you, and a fair amount of time dead at your feet.
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From:drfell
Date:April 23rd, 2003 03:04 pm (UTC)
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A well balanced relationship is always a good thing. I don't even remember what name I used back then...

What isn't a good thing is what the fact that I've recently (this week) started playing CS again reflects on the state of my social life these days. Yuck.

And now it's time to mow the lawn... not just because it needs to be done, but because I have nothing better to do.
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From:bogosort
Date:April 23rd, 2003 03:54 pm (UTC)
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Just think, in a couple of weeks, when Duncan moves to Bethesda, you can hang out with him all the time! Well at the very least, you can implement The Plan(TM).
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From:drfell
Date:April 23rd, 2003 07:39 pm (UTC)
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I'm not sure which scares me more. I like Matt and the idea of him being around is nice, but The Plan © is something I'm leaving up to you two.
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From:bogosort
Date:April 23rd, 2003 07:45 pm (UTC)
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There's nothing wrong with The Plan is there? I figured that if you're bored and have nothing better to do, then you could try your hand at such things. If not, I suppose I'll just start making Beth implement my schemes...
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From:drfell
Date:April 23rd, 2003 08:09 pm (UTC)
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As long as it's not pushed, just facilitated, sure. I can't participate directly though. It violates my non-interference rule. I don't get involved in other peoples relationships regardless of what I think about them. That includes things like The Plan © , I'm afraid. I don't think it's a bad idea, I've just been very good about my rules and I'd like to keep them for now. :p
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From:bogosort
Date:April 23rd, 2003 08:38 pm (UTC)
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I wasn't asking for you to particupate directly. Just a simple nudge here and there to facilliate the testing of the feasibility of The Plan. Besides, if The Plan failes, then we'll have to simply revise The Plan, to form the different, but equally interesting The Plan 2,
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From:drfell
Date:April 23rd, 2003 09:20 pm (UTC)
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That I can do. Plan © 2 scares me though. I'm almost afraid to ask.
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From:bogosort
Date:April 23rd, 2003 09:36 pm (UTC)
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Well the first step of Plan 2 is to not talk about... er wait.. Nevermind. Forget that we had this conversation.
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From:drfell
Date:April 24th, 2003 03:55 am (UTC)
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The best plans are the ones where nobody can talk about them, including the planners. Sounds like how some of us schedule things....
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From:samanthalus
Date:April 23rd, 2003 06:15 am (UTC)

muffin

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does a body good. ha
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From:bogosort
Date:April 23rd, 2003 07:42 am (UTC)

Re: muffin

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Muffin is quite high in protein. And who doesn't need more protein in their diet?
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From:samanthalus
Date:April 23rd, 2003 09:54 am (UTC)

Re: muffin

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especially when you are on the atkins diet
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From:jameel
Date:April 23rd, 2003 07:04 pm (UTC)
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The Science of Jameel.
Gonna Be a While? Grab a Jameel.
Have a Break. Have a Jameel.
The World's Favourite Jameel.

Man, I need to advertise more!