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Apr. 3rd, 2003 @ 01:44 am LiveJournal Survivor III Mission 1
muffinsicon awoke at noon today. Noon is far later than he normally wakes up, and thus he felt exceptionally guilty about waking up so late. After looking around and finding no strange women in his room, he double checked for strange men in case some had snuck in while he was asleep. Being satisified that there were indeed no strange people in his bedroom, Muffin quickly left for campus. On his way there, he ran into bogosort who asked Muffin to borrow his pimpin leather trenchcoat. This confused Muffin greatly, as he never really saw Lee as the type to go out dressed in 70s style pimpin clothes, and thus he had to ask why Lee needed such things in order to satisify his curiosity.

Apparently, Lee had managed to get himself involved in LiveJournal Survivor III and needed to dress as a pimp and play Dance Dance Revolution. This was enough reasoning for Muffin, and since he's a Masters student in Logic, it should be good enough reasoning for anybody. Muffin lent Lee the pimpin leather jacket, and thus let Lee go off and make a complete fool of himself while playing DDR. Thus for maximal public showing of Lee's pimpitude (and to embarass him horribly) photos and videos of this event.
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From:ladymandarin
Date:April 2nd, 2003 11:44 pm (UTC)
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Pimp Daddy Lee, meet Miss Bonnie Fleiss, the grand madam of DDR machines. *laugh*
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From:bogosort
Date:April 2nd, 2003 11:57 pm (UTC)
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*bows* Well then, Miss Bonnie Fleiss, how ya doin'? I've got a fine selection of hos right over here to service you in any way that you may desire. ;)
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From:ladymandarin
Date:April 3rd, 2003 12:55 am (UTC)

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Wow!! Hm....I'll take you and you and you...and you too.

Now, please wash my car, do my laundry, fold my clothes, and wash my dishes. Good boys!! *laugh*
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From:bogosort
Date:April 3rd, 2003 01:18 am (UTC)
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Oh, you want domesticated hos? I'm afraid that I'm gonna have to charge you extra for those.
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From:ladymandarin
Date:April 3rd, 2003 01:36 am (UTC)

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No problemo!!! I'll pay extra but only if they put on those fun Chippendale outfits. *grin* Hey, you guys have us in french maid uniforms. It's only fair we get them in something comparable. *laugh*
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From:bogosort
Date:April 3rd, 2003 01:47 am (UTC)
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Gee, and all this time, I thought that those outfits were standard issue for male hos. Guess one learns something new every day, no matter how hard they try against it.
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From:ladymandarin
Date:April 3rd, 2003 02:05 am (UTC)

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I thought standard issue for male hos were suits? Wasn't that what Richard Gere wore on the cover of "American Gigolo"...? I've never seen the movie but I thought I saw that on the video cover. *drool*
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From:muffinsicon
Date:April 3rd, 2003 08:00 am (UTC)
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I think you're mistaken...Lee was totally Da Pimp in those pictures.
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From:ladymandarin
Date:April 3rd, 2003 10:11 am (UTC)

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Yes, I could see that. I think it was the coat that did it. Nice of you to lend it to him! :D
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From:bogosort
Date:April 3rd, 2003 08:05 am (UTC)
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Well when they become male hos, they are given a nice selection of outfits, the gigolo suits, the Chipendales outfits, the Speedos, even the Rocky Horror fishnets and whatnots are all included. This way they are fully prepared for any situation that their pimps may expose them to.
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From:ladymandarin
Date:April 3rd, 2003 10:10 am (UTC)

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How are you so well versed in male ho attire? *big grin*
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From:bogosort
Date:April 3rd, 2003 12:16 pm (UTC)
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I've never worked as a male ho. Really! I swear! I've just um... seen a lot of pictures. against my well. That's my story and I'm sticking by it.
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From:ladymandarin
Date:April 3rd, 2003 10:36 pm (UTC)

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*BIG grin* Uh huh...likely story.
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From:bogosort
Date:April 3rd, 2003 10:41 pm (UTC)
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Why do I sense disbelief? I have an innocent and pure mind, and couldn't possibly fathom such sick twisted things...
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From:ladymandarin
Date:April 4th, 2003 12:17 am (UTC)

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Right.
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From:frstjade
Date:April 3rd, 2003 07:24 am (UTC)
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awwww but you're ruining the surprise for everybody by posting it early! but i like the pics - LOL!
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From:bogosort
Date:April 3rd, 2003 08:01 am (UTC)
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Hey now, it's not like I pointed a gun at your head and forced you to look at the photos. If you were dying for a surprise, you could've waited till Friday to look at them. =P
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From:frstjade
Date:April 3rd, 2003 08:06 am (UTC)
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true, true... but i'm one of those silly people who actually likes to click on all the links. little self-control *sigh*
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From:bogosort
Date:April 3rd, 2003 08:46 am (UTC)
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Hey, as long as you liked the pics, it's all good. Though I'll have to keep in my your inability to not click on a link, and find some truly disturbing ones to send to you...
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From:frstjade
Date:April 3rd, 2003 08:50 am (UTC)
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ack not you too! i get enough torture from bakasan and his housemates! >_
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From:bogosort
Date:April 3rd, 2003 12:21 pm (UTC)
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Awww... come on... And you seem to enjoy horrifying links so much!
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From:bakasan
Date:April 3rd, 2003 10:21 am (UTC)
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speaking of horrific links, have I ever shown you "Yatta"? ;)
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From:bogosort
Date:April 3rd, 2003 12:55 pm (UTC)
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Nooo! Not Yatta! No one deserves to see that!
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From:ladymandarin
Date:April 9th, 2003 02:18 pm (UTC)

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Hi Lee. Okay, mr. God of Photoshop! How the hell do I cut someone's head off from a picture and stick mine on it? Please please please help!!
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From:bogosort
Date:April 9th, 2003 02:24 pm (UTC)

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Procrastinating a bit much aren't we? The easy way to do it is to grab that little lasso tool and drag it around the head. The just copy and paste it into the image. You might need to go into Edit->Transform->Scale to change the size to something appropiate, and do a bit of painting and fading or whatever to make it mesh better.... Hope this helps.
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From:ladymandarin
Date:April 9th, 2003 02:35 pm (UTC)

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My best friend passed out on Monday when I was supposed to raid his house and make him ask him to help me. I had to work last night. Thank god phil extended the deadline!

So if i use that lasso thingy and paste my head onto her body, there won't be that weird white leftover space thing around it, will there?
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From:bogosort
Date:April 9th, 2003 02:38 pm (UTC)

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You can mess around with the magic wand tool which should be right next do it. If you select an area with the lasso, and then you hold down Alt while clicking on the white garbage with the magic wand, it should deselect the white area.
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From:ladymandarin
Date:April 9th, 2003 03:12 pm (UTC)

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AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I've spent over $15 at kinkos and I just figured out how to paste something on something else. *sigh* I suck.